Overheard in New York
Old lady to old guy: You're sitting on my dress!
Old guy: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Old lady: Do you enjoy sitting on women?!
Old guy: Well, it depends on how old they are.
--M1 bus
via Overheard in New York, Jun 4, 2006
The Nuisance of Facts
20-something Intellectual: Facts are such a distraction from the essence of what's really happening.
-- Private Party, Brooklyn
via Overheard in New York, Mar 26, 2004
And that's it!
Notes from the New York Underground
The subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a bottle of windex in one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other. He says: Which is the better time to read Dostyevsky? Winter?
He sprays the windex.
Hobo: Or Spring?
He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube.
Japanese girl: Spring!
Hobo: You are correct.
--F train
via Overheard in New York, May 3, 2005
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